I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
