ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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