I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Houston, we have a squirter
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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