on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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