Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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