Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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