i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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