PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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