Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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