We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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