yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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