yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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