All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
