There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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