She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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