I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
This is classic penis vs brain.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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