she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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