Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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