Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
"it" just moved
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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