im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He did a backflip because drugs
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