he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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