i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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