This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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