chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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