I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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