Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
