Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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