I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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