Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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