dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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