hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize