I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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