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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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