Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Randomize
