You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
