accomplished twins. life is a go
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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