I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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