he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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