My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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