first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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