He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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