Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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