just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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