I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Who died my cat blue again?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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