i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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