This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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