Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Randomize
