She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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