is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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