jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
