just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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