This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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