I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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