no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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