she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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