Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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