he wants to bone in the snuggie
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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